What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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