is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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