Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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