Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
