i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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