Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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