i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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