i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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