That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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