And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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