You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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