grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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