dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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