just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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