Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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