Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
you never un-have a 4some
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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