Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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