Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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