I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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