i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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