The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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