So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
