So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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