I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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