dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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