My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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