girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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