so that wasnt chicken after all
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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