But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
