she was so not down for the gang bang
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Randomize
