just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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