I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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