Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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