Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You can't motorboat a personality
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
