i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just want to make out with him forever
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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