Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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