You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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