It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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