i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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