Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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