..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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