You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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