just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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