Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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