Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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