are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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