You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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