omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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