So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
kristin has been a bad kristin
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
