dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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